Girl :- plz give me seat Boy :- Why should I give? Girl :- Hey girl the seat is also standing Can't give what?😏 Boy :- you marry me Girl :- In what happiness should I do it? Boy :- Boy roaming around alone Yes, can't even get married??

A girl was late for meeting with her bf. Boy: Why so late? Girl: Do you know that beautiful girls will be late all the time. Boy: I know about it but why were you late?😂😂

Boys whatsapp status be like "Be alone Be happy"🙏 But deep inside they alws says "Apna bhi koi babu hota"😂😂 Bahut takleef hota h bhai😂😂

Boy: What do you think about our love? Girl: Count the stars in the sky. Boy: Aww... it's infinity! Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!

Why in all marriages girl sits on the left side and the boy on the right side? It's because that according to the profit and loss statement a/c all income is on the right side and expenses are on the left side! 😂🤣😂

Girl(who toped in mathematics) : aaj m kaisi lag rahi hu Boy : 1/cosC Girl : ? Boy (who failed in mathematics) : tum bata rahi thi ki tumne math m top kiya h , kaise kiya tumne y Girl : vo mere age class ka topper baitha tha mujhe batane k chakkar m becchara vo fail ho gaya ..... .... .. 3saal bad : ladka abhi bhi coma m h🤣🤣🤣

Smart Boy+Smart naari = Affair jari . Smart Boy+Bevkuf naari = paw bhari . Bevkuf boy+bevkuf naari = shadi ki tayari . Bevkuf boy+smart naari = Boy bhikari

When Teacher says :- Get out of my class Girls :- we are really sorry sir...🥺 Boys:- sir bag bhi le jayen...?? 😂😂😂😂 😉😄😁

Santa: Agar Nariyal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jaun To.. Engineering College Ki Ladkiyan Dikh Jayegi. Banta: Phir Hath Chhod Dena, To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.

Selectors- Tumhara B'day Kab Hai? Ganguly- 8th July Selectors- Ok, You're Captain. Selectors- Tumhara B'day Kab Hai? Dhoni- 7th July Selectors- Ok, You're The Next Captain. Selectors- Tumhara B'day Kab Hai? Kohli- Sir Hota To 5th Nov Ko Hai Par Main Manata 6th July Ko Hoon.

THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;) Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! ... ... girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye..! .. ... girl: dresing sense zabardast h..! boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..! ... .... Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi karungi..! Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..

Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *Walks away*

Shortest Love Story 😎 Boy : Excuse me 😍 Girl : Yes Bro...! 😊 The End 😜 😁😁😁

Girl to Boy (till 2019) Girl: what I meant to u Boy: u r world for me Girl: sabhi Aisa Bolte he After biosash Girl: what I meant to u? Boy: U r like SEA BUCKTHORN in my life Girl:❤❤❤ 😄😄😄😄😄😄 Jokes apart Trust me Sea buckthorn is juz awesome start for family

Sky was dark................ Moon was high...............❤ Boy stopped the bike, And the girl asked why? He came close... And the girl got shy..❤ Then the boy replied ... ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ "Dhakka Maar Heroine, The Petrol tanki is Dry" 🙂 😂😂😂😂

😂 A girl was late for meeting with her bf. Boy: Why so late? Girl: Do you know that beautiful girls will be late all the time. Boy: I know about it but why were you late? 😂

Son : "Daddy, I fell in love& want to date this awesome girl!" Father : "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter". Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is evenhotter!" Father : "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter." Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them be a use daddy is their father!" The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!! Son Fainted...!!!😁😁

Husband came home early and saw his wife sleeping with another guy Wife:why ru early Husband:But who is this Wife:Dont try 2 change the topic

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho?? Boy: Uncle theek hu, Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?? Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah. Buzurg: Matlab?? Boy: Khuda ke bharose

Why in all marriages girl sits on the left side and the boy on the right side? It's because that according to the profit and loss statement a/c all income is on the right side and expenses are on the left side! 😂🤣😂

Boy: What do you think about our love? Girl: Count the stars in the sky. Boy: Aww... it's infinity! Girl: Nope. It's just a waste of time!

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.😂😂Pointless cheez ko likhne se fyda hi kya h😜